Saturday, June 4, 2011

What is He Thinking?

The order of the following He(s) is not important.  I just have to give them numbers to distinguish that there are two of them. 

He #1 - What is are you thinking?  I have worked so hard.  I have lost this weight, I am smoking hot (see He #2)!  I have beautiful breasts and long sexy legs.  I can hold my own against most women I know.  Yet, while you are often complimentary, you are not inspired to action.  Despite everything short of a written invitation, you make no move.  I am flustered.  I have come to believe that your draw to her has forever destroyed anything we might have had in the past.  I almost wish you could have her then I could go on.

He #2 - What are you  thinking?  You suck me into this luscious affair.  You flirt and cajole and do everything but beg.  You remind me that I am, indeed, beautiful and desirable and then develop a case of the guilties?  Really?! 

Maybe I need a female lover?  Men are certainly a pain in the ass!

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